SEEDY LITTLE MEN WITH SEEDY LITTLE JOKES.
- SECRET SANTA?
- EXCELLENT.
- YEAH. I'VE JUST COME TO APOLOGISE.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
# GOING HOME 'CAUSE MY BABY'S GONE,
SHE'S GONE, YEAH
(APPLAUSE)
SO THE IMPORTANT THING IS... PUT HER DOWN.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- THAT BLOKE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WE KNOW.
- REALLY?
- SHE'S VERY...
- YOU SHAGGED HER YET?
- WHAT?
# HE SAYS, 'CAUSE NONE OF THEM WAS YOU... #
I COULDN'T DO WHAT...
I DON'T TRUST THE WAY IT MOVES.
PHILIP GOES,
"CAN I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH?" "YUP".
- OK. IS THAT IT?
- ONE MORE THING.
HE CAN'T COME BECAUSE SUSAN CAUGHT HIM
GETTING OFF WITH WHAT'S-HER-FACE.
PERFECT, FOR ME.
THAT'S THE DOG'S NAME.
IT'S THE '40S, BEFORE RACISM WAS BAD.
MONTY PYTHON.